Thursday, March 01, 2007

NEW DISCOVERY: Not only Jesus' bones, but the Holy Spirit's, too

Scholar's have identified through nuclear powered microscopes and DNA testing that the mysterious bones in the now famous "Jesus Tomb" were actually the bones of the Holy Spirit. How through DNA? Well, they had samples before a person was saved, compared them to after a person was saved, and the difference helped them decipher the genetic make-up of the DNA of the Holy Spirit. The picture of the bones are below.

9 comments:

Ann said...

I think I see a halo...

Matt Lytle said...

This blog reminds of one of the same name that this guy from Liberty had. It must have died or had been wounded. Now I see that it was only mostly dead. Fear not, Slave of the Word, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

Good to see you back in the blogosphere.

Jason said...

45 Pithy Comebacks" about the "casket of Jesus"

Oh, and I agree with Matt.

jason said...

(chirp, chirp)

Kurt said...

Please categorize your posts into topics such as "tithes" so we can access all your excellent related posts.

Thanks,
Kurt

NerdMom said...

Dave,
It is Jackie Cromwell. The email we had for you is bouncing so I googled you and found this. We just wanted to keep in touch. Email me!

Justin TenCate said...

Top notch humor :)

wordflyer said...

You used to blog, eh? how sad that you don't keep it up! I would totally read it.

Chashmal said...

Awesome! LOL. I feel so enlightened now. Hahaha!